A Satori Camp Debut
By Samara Hanks

Close to half of Satori camp appeared in the television room last night. Why? To watch the TV debut of Mike and Chris on FOX 28 News. Gathering around the screen, braving the heat, many loyal friends came to watch these men boost Satori publicly. After many close calls, like Madeleine pushing one of the buttons, which was met with a room full of shouts and screams, before she was pulled away, or someone accidentally changing the channel right when the news started, the piece finally came on the news. Laura Patton, the new anchorwoman, started with Chris. She asked him why it's a good idea for kids to work and study, and even go to camp, over the summer. To this Chris replied (a now infamous statement), "Your brain is a muscle..." and he talked about how this muscle needs to be worked too. The interview went back and forth for about five minutes, when Mike was speaking. This soon resulted in the outrage of the evening, when Ms. Patton cut Mike off. All know that he was just launching into a good answer when Laura said, "Well, we're out of time." It's the truth, it's an outrage!