Once upon a time
there was a snake named Mephistopheles. The snake decided that
he would go hunting. It saw a rabbit eating a patch of clover.
So he snuck up behind the rabbit and bit it. The rabbit promply
turned around and said to the snake,"Don't you know my tail
is all inedible fluff?" Startled that his prey was talking
to him, Mephistopheles said, "Uh...I didn't know that."
"Now I will kill you." Said the rabbit. "Yeah,
right." Mephistopheles laughed. Little did he know what the
rabbit had in store for his not-so-distant future. The rabbit
was skilled in the art of Kung-Fu. His name was Bun-Bun, and he
was a royal pain to the world.