Listen my children, and you shall hear .... the tale of a ghost named Pubert.

Some campers may have noticed strange goings-on in the elevators in Streeter Hall. For example, empty elevators opening by themselves, or insisting on stopping at every single floor, no matter what the destination. Several groups of new campers were horrified and confused as they witnessed these bizarre events, crying, "What's going on?!" Little do these campers know, there is a resident poltergeist haunting the elevators in Streeter Hall. His name is Pubert.

Pubert first appeared to Satori campers two years ago, also in Streeter. A lonely, desperate soul, he attempts to keep people in his company as long as possible by taking them to floors other than their own. Due to our campers' love of elevators and elevator games (you know what I'm talking about), Pubert has been fairly friendly toward Satori, even going so far as to follow the camp to Morrison Hall last year, and back to Streeter again this year.

So, as a lesson to all you new campers out there, remember that Mike's suggestions about using "please" and "thank you" also apply to Pubert. When the elevator opens on a floor empty, just say, "Hi Pubert," or he might start demanding sacrifices.