Find Bob a Friend Campaign member Steve Porter held a half hour long inanimate protest against Bob’s lack of friends in Louise Anderson Hall.

Kaille Kirkham, a FBAC founder, wrote in a statement that the group is “dedicated to eliminating the loneliness that is poor Bob’s life.” Bob is Satori’s plastic-fern mascot.

Porter held the one-man protest Wednesday night, saying “I will not move until Bob has a new friend.” Other campers, without apparent reason, sat on Porter, poked him with a stick, and tried to steal his shoes and sunglasses. Sam Tupper said, “Bob does not exist, this man has multiple personalities, and I’m just trying to help him cope.”

Later, a mob appeared, a member of which suggested duck-taping Tupper to Bob. Porter later reanimated and put Tupper in a trash can.