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Squirrel Interupts Cooking Class
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| By Samara Hanks |
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| Harold News Editor |
They say that curiosity killed the cat, but
the curiosity of one squirrel quickly ended the first session
of Sharon Wucherpfennig’s gourmet cooking class on Monday.
The squirrel, which had inhabited the basement
of Morrison-Streeter Hall for a month, “contaminated the kitchen
and eating area,” said camper Maggie Thompson.
Instructor Sharon Wucherpfennig told the
students “that a squirrel had gotten into the food so that everything
had to be cleaned,” said Hanna Hanks, a first year camper. Hanks
also said that the instructor “said that we could nibble on
[and cut] vegetables and grapes, or that we could go back to
the dorms.” The majority of the students decided to go back
to the dorm, and the class was canceled for the day. “Some of
my associates were concerned that, for one hour, all they would
do was chop up grapes and vegetables,” said first-year camper
Sam Hylton.
By the end of the day many Satori campers
had already formed opinions about why the squirrel had begun
his rampage. “A squirrel broke and ran rampant in the kitchen
and destroyed everything in its path,” said camper Courtney
Drake.
“The reason I think he did it is squirrels
need love. The trees just weren’t cutting it for him,” said
Elliot Eaton, a camper and self-proclaimed “squirrel homie.”
Wucherpfennig added that the squirrel seemed
to enjoy Cracker Jacks, and “wanted a better prize.” According
to Maggie Thompson, a cleaning crew had been working on the
contaminated areas, and “were half done when we got there.”
Some campers were quite harsh, though, when
it came to what they thought should be done with the squirrel.
“It’s a travesty,” said a hysterical Kyle Carter. He said that
the “squirrels should get the death penalty.”
Wucherpfennig said that cleaning had begun
Monday morning, and that she though it would be done by Tuesday’s
class.
Kaille Kirkham contributed to the reporting
of this story.
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