To The Harold:

First I would like to thank the wonderful Harold Staff for the service they provide us. I also owe them my gratitude for placing my silly pranks on the front page. That very article is the reason for this letter.

What I did on Sunday night was referred to as “acts of vandalism.” Unfortunately I can’t accept that compliment because of the implications. The word vandalism has a certain stigma attached to it that implies gang activity.

Gangs as we all know are violent and organized. No people were physically hurt or injured as a result of what my partner and I did. Any suggestion of organization is also inaccurate. There was no method to our madness.

As for this masked accomplice, it was one of my roommates, Brennan Chambers. For those who don’t know him, he is devilishly handsome.

I would like to confess to the graffiti I am responsible for. I wrote J-POP, NYC SUX, a love note to Michaela Alden, and I commented on how attractive Brennan, Andrew Bodenstein, and I are.

Thank you Julia, Brennan, and Andrew for playing my silly game and accepting my apology. To everyone else thank you for reading and I’m sorry if I offended you. I invite all of you to talk about my actions with me if you have a problem with them.

Yours Truly,
Cooper Henderson

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