Where does Bob come from? We all know who he is, and a little bit about where he came from, but what is the complete story? How did Bob change from "that plastic fern in the dumpster" to "that guy in the LA lounge?" Now know the truth, told in Bob's own words (with a little help from an interpreter. Hey, We don't all speak plant).

Satori Harold reporter Joe Wecker was sent to interview Bob the plant. The following interview resulted:

Satori Harold- "So... Bob, where did you first enter Satori?"
Bob the Plant- "I was rescued from a dumpster by some guys who decided to use me as a skit prop! The nerve of them!"
SH- "And in this skit, what did you do?"
BP- "I pretty much just sat there and was worshipped. That was probably the best moment of my life..."
SH- "So after that, what happened?"
BP- "Nothing much... but I was named Satori Mascot."
SH- "And did anything exciting happen after that?"
BP- "NO! of course not you... you... Bad Reporter!"
SH- "So a year or so later at the dance, I hear somebody actually took you as a dance partner. Do you have a comment on this?"
BP- "Yes, I do. That person was a very bad dancer. Also, I'm offended by your use of the word 'actually'!"
SH- "Oh... sorry."
BP- "You'd better be."
SH- "Ok then, have you ever fallen in love?"
BP- "Never! The whole idea is preposterous!"
SH- "What about Bobette?"
BP- "Bobette... What about her! Anyways, I'm afraid you've made me late for my 3:00. Goodbye."
SH- "But how can you be late for your 3:00 when it's only 1:15..."
BP- "LEAVE NOW BEFORE I HAVE YOU THROWN BODILY FROM THE ROOM!"
SH- "But I'm not done yet!"
BP- "SECURITY! SECURITY!"
SH- "Very well, we'll continue this interview tomorrow then?"
BP- "SECURITY!"