Life at Satori is most like which kind of TV commercial?

A) Environmental organizations
B) Charmin TP
C) Law firms with cheesy slogans (One call, that’s all!)
D) An expensive sports car
E) Other

What would a guy learn after spending an hour at a cosmetic/perfume counter?

A) That pink is not a bad color
B) That too much perfume is a bad thing, as is mixing perfumes
C) That they must now leave the country, since they were seen by a buddy
D) That you can honestly get lost in the cosmetic section of a store because they are so big
E) Other