Hello. I will be giving wonderful advice as the week goes on. Until then, however, I will be giving advice for my own problems.

"My room key is dull and uninteresting. Help!"

Well. This is a tricky predicament. You can use your gold colored room key to comb your hair! Alternately, you can use it to poke decorative holes into your name-card. Cut some duct tape with the sharpish end, and slice bread at dinner! And tomorrow, when our own Charlie Smith's and Michaela Alden's band, No Such Luck comes to play after skit night, you can use it as the famed waved lighter.

And finally, you can open your door.

"I am sooooo tired....."

I have found that talking long past lights out doesn't help, and neither does having coffee right before you go to bed. Also, you sleep better and get to sleep longer if you take your showers at night.