DO say "please" and "thank you"

DON'T complain to friends about the food, especially if they're eating it too

DO enjoy some butter-like spread with your roll

DON'T try to decipher the ingredient list

DO look forward to fabulous food at the Medieval feast

DON'T roast gullible squirrels in the meantime

DO make friends in the cooking classes

DON'T impersonate a Harold columnist writing a "review" of the tasty food

DO try some maple syrup on your pancakes

DON'T test their merit as edible sponges

And, even if you aren't in the Breakfast Club,

DO make sure to eat something at the important meal of the day!