Seen:

• Clay Elliot and Wilford Eitman-Pang shaking what their mommas gave them, squirrel-style.
• Spontaneous swing dancing in the LA Hall lounge!
• An entire bucket of Madeleine cookies was left untouched last night, much to Mike's disappointment.
• Pink Floyd boxers were spotted in Robbie Finnigan and Sid Samberg's room.

Heard:

There's something to be said for mottos to live your life by.

• "I love getting shots; they're such a rush!" Emily Powell admitted at breakfast this morning.
• "Beethoven has been violated," the Music History class decided.
• "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hit you in the mouth, I was trying to dislocate your shoulder!" Nina Neff apologized to Sam Thompson.
• Matt Buchholtz informed a camper yesterday, "If I vomit, I'm aiming for you."
• "But Mike," a SAC member said last night, "We don't want to eat your granddaughter."