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Advice from Gracie
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| Joe Wecker |
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| Harold Staff Reporter |
"Dear
Gracie, there is a rampaging panda loose in my room. She is
wrecking hundreds of dollars (okay, maybe 5) worth of furniture
and roommates and I think she's rabid. What do I feed my cute
little panda?"
Okay. Bribe a counsellor to go over to Mongolian
Grill and grab tons of bamboo shoot things. And some rice, tofu,
and carrots in plum sauce for me while they are at it.
Oh, that panda!
“I am concerned about Satori's overall
politeness to the stuttering camp. It makes me sad that we can
be so awful as to tease! Is there anything I can do?"
YES! You have the power to make a joke unfunny.
Luckily, we soon will get a lovely speech and Q&A session
with the camp. Hopefully that will dispel stereotypes and mean
jokes. If not, when someone makes a joke like that, like drugs,
cigarettes, and Mac computers, just say no.
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Satori Harold
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