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Advice from Gracie
 
Joe Wecker
Harold Staff Reporter

"Dear Gracie, there is a rampaging panda loose in my room. She is wrecking hundreds of dollars (okay, maybe 5) worth of furniture and roommates and I think she's rabid. What do I feed my cute little panda?"

Okay. Bribe a counsellor to go over to Mongolian Grill and grab tons of bamboo shoot things. And some rice, tofu, and carrots in plum sauce for me while they are at it.
Oh, that panda!

“I am concerned about Satori's overall politeness to the stuttering camp. It makes me sad that we can be so awful as to tease! Is there anything I can do?"

YES! You have the power to make a joke unfunny. Luckily, we soon will get a lovely speech and Q&A session with the camp. Hopefully that will dispel stereotypes and mean jokes. If not, when someone makes a joke like that, like drugs, cigarettes, and Mac computers, just say no.

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