So I was surfing the web, trying to waste time and look busy when I decided to Google Satori. There, I found a link to Chris Mathieson’s personal website. After searching around the site, I found out a lot about our beloved Chris. For example, his sadistic tendencies were present at the tender age of… very little. Many of these tendencies were brought on by his beloved pet “Fluffy,” a.k.a. “evil psycho cat.” It happens. I then discovered that Chris played football in the eighth grade and learned how to attract girls in the tenth grade by “joining various youth organizations.” In the pictures that accompanied the stories, I learned that our Chris had uber long hair and a wicked beard for an indeterminate amount of time. So, thank you Chris, for the fifteen minutes of sheer enjoyment and the many laughs had by all. Sorry to embarrass you, but really, you had it coming!