(Our Exclusive Interview with a Satori Harold Staff Writer)

Joe Wecker- “Remember, I agreed to 5 questions.”
Satori Harold- “Indeed you did. So why did you decide to take this class?”
JW- “I just wanted to help make a newspaper. Is that suddenly a crime?”
SH- “Not at all. Anyway, what is the hardest part about working here?”
JW- “Probably finding stuff to report on. That’s sort of annoying.”
SH- “I see. So what’s the easiest part?”
JW- “Maybe the walking to the class. Walking is good. Sort of…”
SH- “Mm-hmm.”
JW- “What’s that supposed to mean?”
SH- “Is that a rhetorical question?”
JW- “Yes, it was. You now have one question left.
SH- “WHAT!?”
JW- “And that was your 5th question. Goodbye.”
Well there goes the interview. I hope you got as much as you could.