Seen:

• Ben Schwyn and Robbie Finnigan, belly flopping off the pool’s diving board. (Each gentleman was paid ten dollars for his bravery.)
• A new Graffiti Wall! Good work filling up the old one, guys!
• Teen Girl Squad, Star Wars Kid, Solid Snake, Clippy, and Amazon.com in the Internet Breakroom. Sadly, the window crashed.
• Kiera Haley, cat-napping everywhere she could find a spot. Then Melissa Utter and James Shepherd sat on her.
• A moose-shaped stain on the floor of room #367.
• Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Simpson, Michael Jackson, and two Napoleon Dynamites!

Heard:

• “OH NO, IT’S SATAN!” said one group last night in a skit as Satan, played by Koan McComas, made an appearance.
• “Well, I don’t want to pull your pants off trying to open the door,” Samara Hanks stated to a younger camper.
• A large group of campers singing the name of everyone who walked by, to the tune of “Row, Row, Row Your Boat.”
• Every time the words “St. Bob” were said, the Heavenly Chorus kicked in.