DO pull out chairs for Ladies.
DON’T pull out chairs from under them...Boys.
DO save dessert for last.
DON’T use forks! They weren’t invented yet.
DO dance ‘till the cows come home.
DON’T bump n’ grind.
DO rise for the King and his entourage.
DON’T spill Hawaiian Punch on the tablecloths!
DO watch out for sharks.
DON’T bite people...Sharks.
DO eat with your fingers.
DON’T eat the strawberries off your neighbor’s tart...Boys.
DO 'palming-pass' flirting to your heart’s content.
DON’T ignore social rank, plebe.
DO sing the “Drunken Scotsman.”
DON’T be a Drunken Scotsman.