Tuesday, July 23, 2002

By Erika Harder: Did you ever wonder why drive through ATM machines have braille keypads? (I personally would hope, for my safety and that of others, that if you are driving yourself to the bank you have fully functional eyesight!)

By Janessa Todd: If you split a crumb, you don't get two half-crumbs, you get two crumbs. Doesn't that violate some law of physics?

By Laura Zientek: If vegetarians eat only vegetables, are humanitarians cannibals?

By Laura Zientek: If someone asks you, "How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?," the answer is 7. Trust me.